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-Mick
Your Weezer gem... www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGmvB-VUl0
HELP HAITI AND GET GOOD TUNES!
These songs are all previously-unreleased and were contributed by the artists just for the charity Music for Relief. (The charity was created by Linkin Park in 2005)
Don't forget you can also donate to the Red Cross by texting "Haiti" to 90999. A $10 donation will be applied to your cell phone bill. (Keep in mind the Red Cross will not receive your donation until you pay your phone bill).
You can get your money to the Red Cross more quickly here... www.redcross.org
If money is tight give blood. Not only will you help your community but you just might save a life in Haiti. Call 800-GIVE-LIFE to find a blood drive in your area or click here... www.redcrossblood.org
TIGER'S ANGELS!!!
The list of Tiger's trangressions as we know it so far

THE WORST HUMAN BEAT BOX...EVER!!!
Judge for yourself... http://www.break.com/index/worst-beatboxer-ever.html
JIMMY FALLON FINALLY IMPRESSES!!!
Ever wonder what it would it be like if Neil Young covered the theme to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I do... http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/11/well-played-jimmy-fallon-2
EDDIE VEDDER SETTLING DOWN!!
I guess it was just time for Eddie. They've been together for several years and have two daughters. Question...do they want Eddie to call them Daughter?
THE EVOLUTION OF A "MO"
It all started on November...I mean Movember 1st with an aim to raise awareness for men's health. Particularly prostate cancer and testicular cancer...two health issues affecting men 18-40. So I starting growing a 'mo'

When the month was over I ended up with porn 'stache of notable mention...

Then I had to shave...
it was an emotional moment for me.
I needed proof that the mo was gone...

And now I feel normal, yet naked...without the 'mo'

It was all for a worthy cause!!! If you'd like to do your part next Movember just go here... www.movember.com
CHECK OUT THE NEW A-TEAM!!!!!
Liam Neeson as Captain John "Hannibal" Smith


Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as Sgt. Bosco 'B.A." Baracus

Bradley Cooper (from The Hangover) as Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck


PARENTS DO THE BEST THEY CAN OR DO THEY????


And we wonder where we fit in the world!!!
DYING WISH = CAR AND GUNS FOR CASKET!!
90-year-old Lonnie Holloway died of prostate cancer at his home in Saluda, South Carolina recently. And, his dying wish was pretty cool.
Lonnie was buried INSIDE his 1973 Pontiac Catalina, while buckled into the driver's seat with his hand place on the steering wheel. On the passenger's seat beside him were his rifle and six handguns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D6AXWVOWW4
X CUSTOM LONGBOARD SNEEK PEEK!!!!


I can't wait to see this up close!!! Big thanks to Bobby Webb and Action Surfshop in Moorehead City for making the custom surfboard possible!!!!!!!!!
NEW SEX DOLL FOR DOGS!!
Save your legs, pillows, and stuffed animals with this sex doll for dogs...

The company says it's anatomically correct...yeah, for a LEGO!!! A dog would have to have glaucoma to mount this thing.
GET AN UGLY GIRLFRIEND!!
There are two surefire ways for a woman to appear hotter than she actually is:
#1) Alcohol
#2) Hanging out with ugly friends
With that in mind Bacardi ran an ad campaign in Israel called "Get an Ugly Girlfriend"...which encouraged women to hang out with less-attractive girls in order to look hotter.
Check out one of the ads...

PUTTING THE "CAN" IN "YES WE CAN!"

Is this the next stimulus plan???
THE LATEST FAD IN JAPAN!!!
Bagelheads!

This is what happens when Japanese youth get their hand on needles and saline solution. . .IDIOTS!!!
PETA IS ANNOYING! BUT AT LEAST THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT!!
They get hot chicks to go naked and pose for ads!!!! Enjoy!




YOUR WELCOME!!!
I think I will spice up my life by pleathering myself with these photos.
PROPAGANDA WORKS!!!!
Check out this hilarious World War II era pro-abstinence poster...

...and who wants that!!!! Tell me ladies.
CHIPMUNKS KICK ASS!!!
Who knew chipmunks play with Star Wars action figures!!! I didn't. It's all thanks to amateur photographer Chris McVeigh who trained these chipmunks in his back yard.



AWESOME FACIAL HAIR!!!!!!
My favorite time of year!!!! When the World Beard and Mustache Championships take place. This year in Achorage, Alaska. You know summer is here when manly men with abnormal facial hair wring the sweat out of their beards...

The dude on the right won this year for his snow shoe woven facial masterpeice. I'm convinced he loves pasta and uses his beard as a noodle strainer.

I couldn't help but add this one...take life by the horns with these perfect white rock horns!!!! The dude on the left doesn't deserve to be in the photo...try harder buddy!
DUMBEST INVENTION EVER!!!!
High Tide Heels are perfect for women with webbed feet. Or men who like women in heels who just happen to have webbed feet. Or cross dressers with webbed feet. Ok...I'm done. These are stupid.

FEMA'S DISTURBING COLORING BOOK!!
The Federal Emergency Management Agency has put out a coloring book for kids depicting the 9/11 disaster called "A Scary Thing Happened". FEMA says the coloring book is meant to "help kids cope with disasters." What?? And this is the way to do it???? With a disturbing and tasteless coloring book?
Check out some of the pages from the book...


Wow!!! This is not only disrespectful...but insults every good parent in the United States. Thanks FEMA!!
You can download your own copy here - www.fema.gov
Then shred it!!!
BARACK THE BARBARIAN!!
Check out this comic book due out in June...


Obviously it's politically leaning to the left but entertaining none-the-less. Especially the visual depiction of Sarah Palin.
.........NICE!!!
KEEPIN' UP WITH CHAZ!!!!!
Here's the mild mannered lesbian before (as Chastidy)...

And after...

Nice polo Chaz!!!!!








